Geoff Byrd: Music
Plasti-Queens
(Geoff Byrd)
Inspired by a reality show called "The Swan" a few years ago. Yeesh!
Everybody has something inside of them
They don't wanna let other people know, oh-oh
Your little secret is the way that you grow
Are reality shows your reality?
Are you a swan?
Baby, all your parts are interchangeable
You can bolt them on
CHORUS:
You need surgery to feel pretty enough
So Daddy bought you a D-cup for your 21st birthday
Now you can blend right in in west LA
Everyone is buying good genes for their plasti-queens
Little girls grow up and wanna be
Plasti-queens like you (so fabulous)
Congratulations, you're a real role model
Look what you can do (and do, and undo, and do, and undo)
REPEAT CHORUS
You wanna piece of my heart
You wanna piece of my soul
You want a piece of plastic to break the mould
Oh oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oww
REPEAT CHORUS x2